My latest gig is located in the West Village by Houston and Varick St. I stepped out of the deli where I get my lunch and noticed a tremendous gathering of cops- I asked:
Me: What's going on? Is there going to be a protest?
Cop: Yeah.
Me: For what?
Cop: The Sean Bell Trail
Me: Oh really? Right here?!
Cop: Right here...(Agitated) Anything else you want to know?
Me: No, I guess that's it. But I suppose you shouldn't shoot anybody.
Cop: Move it, buddy.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Conversations with a Cop
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6 comments:
That's fucking awesome.
Funny, but rude. I'm sure the cops had enough problems to handle.
Aw, he called you buddy. He liked you!
i love you! you are brilliant!
More self-satisfied than brilliant I think.
that made me laugh out loud!
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