Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Conversations with a Cop

My latest gig is located in the West Village by Houston and Varick St. I stepped out of the deli where I get my lunch and noticed a tremendous gathering of cops- I asked:

Me: What's going on? Is there going to be a protest?
Cop: Yeah.
Me: For what?
Cop: The Sean Bell Trail
Me: Oh really? Right here?!
Cop: Right here...(Agitated) Anything else you want to know?
Me: No, I guess that's it. But I suppose you shouldn't shoot anybody.
Cop: Move it, buddy.


Dennis said...

That's fucking awesome.

Anonymous said...

Funny, but rude. I'm sure the cops had enough problems to handle.

Rick said...

Aw, he called you buddy. He liked you!

Riot said...

i love you! you are brilliant!

Tomm said...

More self-satisfied than brilliant I think.

Michael Diamond said...

that made me laugh out loud!