Another wonderful story from the Heartland

Check out this article here: Got to love American sportsmanship! It almost starts off like a familiar joke: A guy walks in to an Oklahoma Bar wearing a Texas Longhorns t-shirt... upon paying his tab he's attacked and nearly castrated by a rival football fan. Any surprise that the attacker, who went for the victim's nuts is a 53-year-old church deacon, federal auditor and former Army combat veteran? Well, that's ok. I'm sure Jesus hates the Longhorns too.