Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Dodgeball: Yeah, Still Exists

The make-up shake up
With all the H8'ing going on one might think that NYC's BigAppleDodgeball dried up like the rights of gay people in California but that is far from the reality.

Dodgeball is still going on in full swing and last night marked our 9th week of play. Next week's games are the last official games before the play-offs begin and sadly I don't think the mediocre incredible David Barton Gym team stands a chance of making the cut.

In a sucker punch to the gut and a brutal kick to the face, David Barton's Bad News suffered a 6-0 defeat last week knocking our potential 4th place spot down to 8th. Then, during last night's thunderdome we lost 3-0 to Gym Bar's GymNasties but won 2-1 against The Stonewall Riots. Our 2-1 win means we won the game against The Riots but it's still not good enough for us to make the top 4 teams entering the play-offs.

It should be noted, however, that what the David Barton Team lacks in playing we make up for in unlimited flair fierceness and team spirit. Our facepaint has become legendary.

The bottom line is: whether we win or lose, we have fun and we popped some incredible friendships out of this season. But then again, the above statement is just what losers say to make themselves feel better.


and for the naughty inside scoop as to what's going on behind the scenes in Dodgeball be sure to check out: gossipgays.com


evilganome said...

You're just lulling your opponents into a false sense of security, then next year, you will strike like tigers!

Hey, I'm trying to cheer you up.

Brettcajun said...

This losing is unacceptable! I would scream and chew someone's ass out before it is too late. Who are the weak link(s)? Someone needs a stern talking to!