Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Tune In, Bear Out

Send me an angel
JMG just peeped that one of my all-time favorite Bears, The Infomercial World's Billy Mays, has just landed his own reality TV Show.

Back off bitches! I loved him first.

15 comments:

bstewart23 said...

He's caused more stains than he's cleaned, I think. And you can take that any way you want.

Joey7777 said...

I never liked him. His voice is too high-pitched and frantic- dare I say, not masculine enough?. (But to each his own).

Adam said...

Oh no. It is on grrrrrl. Stay away from my man, KABOOM!

Stephen J. Xanthos said...

I simply don't understand how someone that bear-riffic can be straight. It's against nature, really.

Blockmeister said...

Who cares what he looks like, unless he didn't talk - I couldn't "bear" to be with him. He has one of the most annoying voices on this planet!

Joseph said...

Too bad his voice is so terribly raspy. I wonder if OxiClean fumes are responsible?

Anonymous said...

Nope, there's nothing hot about this guy. He's a glorified used car salesman. Ick. (But Eric, you're still hotter than a two dollar pistol.)

Anonymous said...

Nope, there's nothing hot about this guy. He's a glorified used car salesman. Ick. (But Eric, you're still hotter than a two dollar pistol.)

Anonymous said...

Forget this guy. How about Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs and the Ford commercials? Woof! (in a good way)

David in Jackson Heights said...

Ah, but just think: if BillyWoof has his own behind-the-scenes reality show, perhaps we'll be treated to dressing room glimpses!!

Woo-Hoo!

Serg said...

His own reality show?! That's so fabulous! Just think--in just a short while, he'll be as famous and important as the daughter of a professional wrestler from the 1980's!

It gives us hope that if we dream enough, we'll get the stains out of the clothes that hinder us from a cleaner path toward tomorrow. Ugh, I got muddled in trying for that metaphor, but let's all be happy for him. I'll put my dick in that furry breeder's ass to congratulate him on his show.

David said...

Never heard of him.

Homer said...

He dies his beard, that's a big willie wilter for me :(

Dray said...

I hope in his new show he will stop using that hyper excited voice thing, even tho it has made him famous and rich, it is sooo annoying.
Kinda cute for a straight beard dyeing dude.

k.d. f/x said...

He's even cuter when the mute button is on.

But yeah - he's always been a favorite of mine.

I always expected his wife's name to be Harry though.