Friday, November 9, 2007

Happy Friday!

Oh Mr. Selleck, behave!
I often bill Mr. Selleck as the epicenter of my homosexuality. From Magnum PI to his gracing the cover of the current Cigar Aficionado Magazine he has always made me swoooon!

and...despite being criticized by many a friend of mine, it is widely known that I've had a huge crush on Billy Mays, TV infomercial's Oxyclean guy, since he started hocking his product many years ago. Oh Billy, the stains we could clean together!
Click here and here and here for clips of Billy being silly! Oh, Billy..Such a card!

*Note: In publishing this post I couldn't decide which picture of Billy Mays was hotter. So I asked a female coworker who nervously adjusted herself in her seat and replied matter-of-factly, "um...neither..?" Hm, I figured I should put both pics up then.

9 comments:

J.P. said...

I find Billy Mays to be quite dreamy. Every time he comes on television, my partner just says, "There he is again" as I go a little ga ga.

There was one commercial he did where he buzzed off his beard and I almost fell over.

Dennis said...

The pic of Billy in the purple shirt is hotter because it gives you an idea of what he'd look like during more vigorous activities.

Queer on Paper said...

I like Billy better when he is quiet...

pdxprofessor said...

i was with you as far as tom selleck, but i'm not at all sold on billy mays. i vividly remember watching magnum p.i. with my mom as a YQIT (young queer in training). while she lusted after him openly, i sat quietly with a cushion on my lap whenever the camera gave us a flash of hairy chest. ahh, the 80's...

Kenneth Walsh said...

I'm with you all the way on Tom Selleck, but Billy Mays? Would there be something in his mouth at all times?

Mark said...

Clearly, you're a fan of men who are fans of Just For Men.

Just sayin'...

southendcb said...

OK dude you and I were separated at birth... I had magazine clippings of Tom, my first boyhood crush. And I too have a total thing for Billy. I've never told anyone that before. You're the first person I've told (don't tell anyone, OK?).

;-)

Anonymous said...

I am a fan of Mr. Selleck of TV's Magnum P.I., and Sam Elliot of "Lifeguard" movie 1976 - both great chests and moustaches and masculinity in swim trunks... and now there is Billy Mays - a delight to watch as he tries different ways to say the same thing for different products - but who cares - he is very nice to look at...
and he is getting a lot bigger this last year - from basic bear size to big ole' grizzly... maybe a touch of grey will appear in his beard...
also ... in the youtube segment - Billy Mays Moment - does he not do an old disco dance routine -pelvic thrust - as well as go "WOOF" at the end of the first segment .... and how he floats in the the second ..."what do you want?" he asks...
maybe Billy should sell a line of men's swim trunks that change colour when wet - and he could demonstrate ... "eveyrone into the pool !"

Anonymous said...

I love Billy Mays.. I just shaved my beard and was told that I look a lot like him.. some may say poor me.. but, hey, it worked for me... especially with the overhead mirror.. There is not much I would not do for Mr. Mays....

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