You better believe your sweet ass: Eric Leven for President!
News3Online is reporting about my campaign.
My first order of business is to make a law that nobody goes to work on Fridays and there are mandatory afternoon dance parties every Friday during the summer months!
Leven '08
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Leven for President?
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If I were dictator of the United States:
1) I'd have a harem.
2) Dick Cheney would be shot in the face to see how it feels.
3) W would be surrendered to the International Court of Justice in The Hague.
4) Gay divorce would be legalized before nationwide gay marriage.
5) Churches would lose 501c3 status the moment a preacher steps up to the pulpit to suggest how to vote.
6) Ryan Seacrest and Ty Pennington would be executed.
7) Lady Bunny would be in charge of the Department of Defense.
Ugh, I don't like dance parties. Can I play video games instead?
Military action against the reggae Straight Pride march coming in August?
You definitely have my vote, only not too keen on the dancing. I'd spend the day at Disneyland.
Eric, I would SOOO vote for you if you promised to always campaign without a shirt on.
Ooh! Can I be your Secretary of Blowjobs?
(grin) j/k :)
well, if you're working on the cabinet already, i'll throw my hat in for Secretary of the Posterior. :)
I'd vote for you! About time we had a hottie in office :)
jay
Oh oh oh
Time to bring back the sexyback into the White House...
And any candidate with the nickname ELeven has got to be a very good choice.
Now the question is : we're talking inches here,right ?
;-)
I'm thrilled to be alive at a time in which we can see a cub in the White House.
Omg dance parties! That is so awesome. I don't like Obama and I'm afraid of Republicans, so you've totally got my vote.
Are you leading the new Furry Party? Sign me up!!
You got my vote!
@Glenn:
ewwwww-aaa!! My parents read this!
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