Thursday, July 24, 2008

Leven for President?

You better believe your sweet ass: Eric Leven for President!

News3Online is reporting about my campaign.



My first order of business is to make a law that nobody goes to work on Fridays and there are mandatory afternoon dance parties every Friday during the summer months!

Leven '08

14 comments:

rptrcub said...

If I were dictator of the United States:

1) I'd have a harem.
2) Dick Cheney would be shot in the face to see how it feels.
3) W would be surrendered to the International Court of Justice in The Hague.
4) Gay divorce would be legalized before nationwide gay marriage.
5) Churches would lose 501c3 status the moment a preacher steps up to the pulpit to suggest how to vote.
6) Ryan Seacrest and Ty Pennington would be executed.
7) Lady Bunny would be in charge of the Department of Defense.

Adam said...

Ugh, I don't like dance parties. Can I play video games instead?

Joey7777 said...

Military action against the reggae Straight Pride march coming in August?

Greg said...

You definitely have my vote, only not too keen on the dancing. I'd spend the day at Disneyland.

Anonymous said...

Eric, I would SOOO vote for you if you promised to always campaign without a shirt on.

Glenn said...

Ooh! Can I be your Secretary of Blowjobs?

(grin) j/k :)

Marc said...

well, if you're working on the cabinet already, i'll throw my hat in for Secretary of the Posterior. :)

Jay said...

I'd vote for you! About time we had a hottie in office :)

jay

k.d. f/x said...

Oh oh oh
Time to bring back the sexyback into the White House...

And any candidate with the nickname ELeven has got to be a very good choice.

Now the question is : we're talking inches here,right ?
;-)

bstewart23 said...

I'm thrilled to be alive at a time in which we can see a cub in the White House.

Anonymous said...

Omg dance parties! That is so awesome. I don't like Obama and I'm afraid of Republicans, so you've totally got my vote.

NetBear said...

Are you leading the new Furry Party? Sign me up!!

Mike said...

You got my vote!

Knucklecrack said...

@Glenn:
ewwwww-aaa!! My parents read this!